Sunday, December 19, 2010

200 Orgies and What I’ve Learned – Post #25


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Sunday 12/19/10 2:47 P.M.
At Home

Half the world lives
Half the world makes
Half the world gives
While the other half takes

Half the world is
Half the world was
Half the world thinks
While the other half does
     --Peart ‘96



On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A gangbang at an orgy

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six slaves obeying
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven swingers swinging
Six slaves obeying
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight jocks a-jerking
Seven swingers swinging
Six slaves obeying
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cummers cumming
Eight jocks a-jerking
Seven swingers swinging
Six slaves obeying
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten bottoms winking
Nine cummers cumming
Eight jocks a-jerking
Seven swingers swinging
Six slaves obeying
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven daddies diddling
Ten bottoms winking
Nine cummers cumming
Eight jocks a-jerking
Seven swingers swinging
Six slaves obeying
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gangbang at an orgy

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve peepers peeping
Eleven daddies diddling
Ten bottoms winking
Nine cummers cumming
Eight jocks a-jerking
Seven swingers swinging
Six slaves obeying
Fiiiive gold cock riiiiings
Four kneeling nerds
Three French men
Two fisting tops
And a gaaangbaaang at an ooorgyyyyyy



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This year’s New Year’s Eve party will mark 200 orgies I’ve hosted.  Now that’s a lot of loads, eh?  Needless to say, I’ve seen, heard, and learned a lot.

When I began hosting in May of 2009, I wasn’t very concerned with the types of guys I wanted to come; I just wanted enough guys to come.  As the numbers increased, I began to realize the type of party I wanted, and an identity began to develop.  Even though that meant turning guys down and lower numbers, I knew that patience and perserverence would pay off.

They have.  The numbers have been up and the men who come, for the most part, are fun, comfortable, unassuming, and not high-maintenance.  There are plenty of young guys and gym guys who fit this description, and they’ve been coming.  If a guy seems high maintenance to me, I decline the invitation request.  I’m not interested in hosting or attending parties where the men all look the same and spend most of their time walking around, dick-in-hand.  Totally not my scene, even as some guys see my picture and think it is. 

I host orgies, not cruise/stand & pose parties.

Fortunately, I’ve not had many problems, but I have seen a few...interesting things:

1)  On a packed Saturday night, instead of giving his bag of clothes to me to store, this guy put it inside my storage bench in the back room.  Shortly after I found it there and put it in its proper place on the shelf, he asked me where it was, then had an attitude when I told him I relocated it.
2)  Other than lube and poppers, nothing has been taken, except for one rather random thing: a small plastic holder full of Q-Tips. 
3)  A dude walked around fully clothed, with the plastic clothes bag hanging out of his pocket.
4)  The meth head who literally kept forgetting how to put his clothes on.  The last guy here, he was completely fucked up and I couldn’t let him walk out onto the street, so he stayed.  That was last New Year’s Eve.
5)  The three friends who arrived early and acted like they were in their own living room, loud and obnoxious.  That’s the only time I’ve ever really lost it and, fortunately, they were the only ones to witness it.  Needless to say, I kicked them out.


Then there are the guys, fortunately few, who think I’m obligated to play with them.  I’ve got news for you: no one is obligated to play with you...nor with me.  That’s life.

I’ve learned that each and every party is different, what goes up must come down (and vice versa), and only 1-2% of the list shows up for a given party (regardless of whether the list is 100 or 3,000 and this is true for the other parties).  I’ve learned that just one guy can change a party.  I’ve learned to keep it simple, and that it’s important to deliver on a promise.  I’ve learned that gay men understand discretion and the value of these parties, regardless of whether or not they attend.

And I’ve learned not only that I can do this, but that I’m actually really good at it.


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Please note that the New Year’s Eve party has changed from a 9PM start time to 10PM.

Cheers to you and I hope your holidays have been, and continue to be, super-good.

The Örgy Guy